Circa 2005:
My youngest son, age 9: "Mom, we had that sex education thing today."
Me: "Oh good, was that today?"
Son: "Yes and they were talking about condoms."
Me: "That's great, honey, I'm glad they are teaching you about how important those are!"
Son: "Yea, but I told her what you told me and she said...you were wrong."
Me:: "Wrong? What? What was I wrong about?"
Son: "She said you really don't have to wear two of them."
#neveradullmoment